The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Rating: 4

Compared to Marvel’s output over the past few years, The Fantastic Four: First Steps feels like a ten (which is a five on my scale). But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s a solid, very safe movie that doesn’t take risks – but it’s undeniably gorgeous to look at and listen to. Sometimes, that has to be enough.

This movie had one job: not to suck – and to get the MCU back on track before its swan song and eventual reboot. And honestly? It delivered better than expected.

Funny I wrote «no risk» – as if featuring a giant purple alien (again?!) wasn’t a bold choice in an earlier depiction of Marvel’s First Family.

Thanks for that. I guess. Good Job.


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Nosferatu

Rating: 2.5

A world where Mark Gatiss’ and Steven Moffat’s Dracula (2020) exists does not need such an unironically forced adaptation like this uneven paced snoozefest that simultaneously tries so hard to be and not to be Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992).

#NotMyFeratu


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