Tag: Quicky

Just having learned today what «Giri choko» or «Pflichtschokolade» means, I realized what a lazy bastard I can be, preferring eating chocolate, pizza and McRaclette instead of writing forced movie «reviews» no one will ever read anyway.

Celebrating this new found honesty, I’m hereby introducing a new review-format for all no-time-for-no-bullshit-film-fans out there:

The «Quicky» [measured in metric pigs]:

Here we go, starting with John Krasinski’s brillant «A Quiet Place» (Categories may vary):

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Storytelling	🐷🐷🐷🐷
Characters	🐷🐷🐷🐷
Acting	🐷🐷🐷🐷
Drama, Baby!	🐷🐷🐷
Fun	🐷🐷🐷🐷
Humour	🐷
Visuals	🐷🐷🐷
Music and Sound	🐷🐷🐷
Originality	🐷🐷🐷🐷
Entertainment value	🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
Production value	🐷🐷🐷🐷
Satisfaction	🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷