Just having learned today what ยซGiri chokoยป or ยซPflichtschokoladeยป means, I realized what a lazy bastard I can be, preferring eating chocolate, pizza and McRaclette instead of writing forced movie ยซreviewsยป no one will ever read anyway.
Celebrating this new found honesty, I’m hereby introducing a new review-format for all no-time-for-no-bullshit-film-fans out there:
The ยซQuickyยป [measured in metric pigs]:
Here we go, starting with John Krasinski’s brillant ยซA Quiet Placeยป (Categories may vary):