The Backend
Funny ’cause it’s almost true.
Let’s revisit another cringe-worthy video project back from my SAE days about a fictional product: Adobe Catering .
(Bunch of copyright infringements may apply)
Wow! I totally forgot I still had the storyboards! Here we go:
Trivium: The characters’ names are Torben and Bruno… 😂
Good old times!
––– Breaking News –––
During the closing ceremonies of this year’s Biannual Regional Socks Reunion disturbing footage has surfaced: The shocking document strongly supports recent allegations that rafeman – a member of the highest echelons here at rafenew.world – has failed at adulting.
Graphic Content – Viewer Discretion Advised!
Confronted with the fact that this year at least ten socks were abandoned and left unpaired, rafeman declined comment on the situation and left the premises. Neither did he chose to clarify why he owns approximately 100 pairs of socks in various colors and specifications.
Rumors that a new, untested app (that was supposed to support the more than 1600 volunteers in pairing the socks) was responsible for the disaster were neither confirmed nor denied.
Our thoughts here at rafenew.world go out to all the single socks out there.
You’re not alone alone.
Bonus Content:
Business-Intelligence-Humour: Silly, stupid and pretty cheap,… but probably true… 🙃😀🤓
The scientific method approves this message. (Or not, probably…)
«Pig Data»🥁 😂
Nein, se rafenew.world [ðə rɛ́jf njʉ́w wə́ːld] beantwortet keinerlei Fragen zu Ihrer Rundfunkgebühren-Rechnung. Trotzdem darf für alle Zahlungen gerne der folgende Link verwendet werden:
https://www.paypal.me/rafenewworld
«Protection from what? Se Germans?
(Turkish, «Snatch», 2000)
I’m disappointed! My new iPhone was dead on arrival. And it’s a lot thicker than I expected:
And the iPods aren’t much better, either:
Tell me about it…😢😩🚽💩!
Note by the editor: This silly article reflects in no way, shape or form the high standards in quality we aim to achieve on a regular basis to entertain you, our distinguished, most appreciated reader…
…but I’m paying a whole lot of money for Adobe licenses, infrastructure and SSL certificates, so just let me have this one, ok?
And since I’m not a complete asshole (as you can imagine after seeing those pics) here’s the real news over at CNN https://cnn.it/2Jg4XRG and Blick.ch https://bit.ly/2SaQ5rH.
And while you’re here: https://rafenew.world/belletristik/
First place: The Swiss Alps! All of them. Why so competitive?
(Because I repeatedly misread «Best of Swiss Apps».)
Die zweite Edition unserer beliebten Buchreihe steht ganz im Zeichen des Zwischenmenschlichen.
Die neue Ratgeber-Serie speziell für Grafiker, visuelle Gestalterinnen und alle Fans und Fansinnen des gepflegten Wortspiels sollte in keinem Haushalt fehlen:
