Westworld Season 1 & 2

Season 1

Rating: 4
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Season 2

Rating: 2
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The Boys Season 1

Rating: 2.5
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Mr. Robot Seasons 1-4

Rating: 5
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Find my first Mr. Robot review here.

Watchmen Season 1

Watchmen Poster
Rating: 4
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Terminator: Dark Fate

Rating: 2.5

When Arnold and some nice callbacks to the originals save the movie in this highly forgettable retcon-adventure, ยซTerminator: Dark Fateยป proves that pure gender-swapping alone in an otherwise paint-by-the-numbers action flick doesn’t make a women-empowering film, let alone a satisfying cinematic experience.

Badass Linda Hamilton was cool, though!

And I’d like to see more of Mackenzie Davis in a tank top.

Wow, this almost progressive text turned chauvinistic on me so fast I couldn’t even spell out the obvious ยซTARminatorยป pun.

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Joker

Rating: 5

Feel-Good MOVIE OF THE YEAR!


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It Chapter Two

Rating: 3

Itโ€ฆ
Itโ€˜sโ€ฆ
Itโ€˜s nice.
But itโ€˜s way too long.
Thatโ€˜s what she said. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


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Ad Astra

Rating: 3.5

ยซAd Astra’sยป slow pacing and existential themes probably won’t be for everybody. But almost exactly 20 years after ยซFight Clubยป, Brad Pitt once again hits me where it really hurts โ€“ for completely different reasons:

The focus on life has shifted, as they say. The now middle-aged Rafeman, who โ€“ once tempted by Tyler Durden’s nihilism โ€“ now understands the suffering of ยซAd Astra’sยป protagonist’s fear of loss, isolation and regret just all too well.

For what it is โ€“ namely an ethereal ยซSci-Fiยป movie โ€“ ยซAd Astraยป succeeds. Surely not as gut-wrenching, spectacular nor intense as ยซProject Mayhemยป โ€“ but as effective and relevant a movie that’s aiming for the stars bound by its own limitations can be: Trying to be the next ยซGravityยป (with George Clooney) or ยซInterstellarยป (without George Clooney) but ending up feeling more like the slightly disappointing ยซSolarisยป (also with George Clooney).

But, as they also say: ยซPer aspera ad astraยป*


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ยซThat is my father up there!ยป

*) ยซThrough hardships to the starsยป. Just to get that quote in there, too.

The Devil’s Advocate

Rating: 5

So I guess this will be one of those articles:

I DID plan to review ยซIt Chapter Twoยป but since it has become so cumbersome to catch a not dubbed movie in all its original glory in Lucerne, this will be โ€“ย once again, after ยซPlanet Terrorยป โ€“ one of those not-really-a-review-but-just-reminding-everybody-there-was-this-great-picture-apology-for-a-review.

This time around Taylor Hackford’s 1997 ยซThe Devil’s Advocateยป will be the proof that the nineties where anything but bland, mediocre or unqualified to make an impact in movie history whatsoever.

I will not be able to write anything specific about this picture, ’cause almost anything would be a spoiler to anybody who has managed to not have heard about this marvelous film. And I guess anybody who HAS seen it will have had their mind made up by now โ€“ loving or hating the shit out of it.

I just remember how I reeeeealllly loved it when I first saw it in the theatre because I didn’t know anything about it and loved the surprising experience oh so much (not unlike ยซFrom Dusk Till Dawnยป just one year earlier).

Aaaandโ€ฆ I just lost interest in writing anything more about ยซThe Devil’s Advocateยป just watching Al Pacino in my most favourite movie of his (though many critics claim this movie was the beginning of the end of his career). Goodbye, thanks for readingโ€ฆ

One last thought: I’ve seen this movie time and time again, and even after more than twenty years, it still more than holds up โ€“ it’s a most entertaining, thought-provoking movie you really should consider to revisit or give it a chance to view the first time around if you have the chance.

Great โ€“ just great!

๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Note to self: Don’t publish this text! It’s not ready and not any good!

Note to yourself: Too late! Nobody will read it anyway. And the ones who will, they might appreciate the tip!

Note to self: But this article is really bad!

Me: I don’t care! We’ve come this far. I won’t let go all this work go to hell!

I: But I have a reputation to uphold!

Me: No, you don’t! Reputation implies readers, you don’t have those!

I: Fair enough!

Me: You sure?

I: Shouldn’t we at least make some effort to wrap it all up?

Me: Well, we could. But wouldn’t it be much less effort to just let it be as it is and call it intentional, maybe even clever?

I: Yeah, all right, but I won’t proofread it!

Me: No Prolemo! Didn’t matter the last time.

I: Ok. But this is the last time we do this.

Me: sure!

I: Ok. All I want is people to watch ยซThe Devil’s Advocateยป. Cause it’s reallyโ€ฆ

Me: Yeah, yeah, I know: One of our favourite movies that we almost forget it existed.

I: Yeah, exactlyโ€ฆ

Me: Ok, Press ยซPublishยป then?

I: Ok. But it’s really the last time we do this?

Me: Sureโ€ฆ


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Planet Terror

Rating: 4

How fucking cool is this!? ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸงŸ

I just felt like destroying something beautiful tonight,โ€ฆ like my taste. So I came around to be watching something different for once right here and now and treating myself with some good ol’ schlock:

ยซPlanet Terrorยป. (Speaking of schlock, the quality of this text will be rough, to say the least)โ€ฆ

ยซPseudo-Schlockยป I might add. While I’m not a trash-film aficiando* at all, Robert Rodriquez’ contribution to the 2007 Grindhouse Double-Feature (along with Quentin Tarantino’s ยซDeath Proofยป) is such a B-E-A-T-I-F-U-L over-the-top hommage to seventies and eighties horror-thrillers that I just cannot resist to help anyone to remember this obscure anecdote in movie-history. It came into existence with all the potential of a true cult-classic โ€“ but somehow got lost in the stream of time โ€“ at least in my own personal movie-mind-palace.

You were warned, this text won’t be your elaborate think-piece nor your standard might-be-funny-might-be-relevant-but-probably-not-rafenew-world-review, but I can’t believe how cool the vibe of ยซPlanet Terrorยป is.

More than ten years after it’s release the bliss of watching this (intentional) mess has gotten even more eerie and most important fun with time passed, given its ยซstoryยป, style and overall awful-wonderful goodness. (After just witnessing myself writing ยซgoodnessยป, I definitely won’t proof-read nor edit this article more than the bare minimum, so there you go.)

So, after not making no point whatsoever, let’s wrap up:

  • The reason I’m writing this is the simple fact that I was so surprised how good this movie holds up on DVD on my 4k jumbotron-TV, just because it’s made to look like a worn out – WHOW, QUENTIN JUST ENTERED THE FRAME! WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE โ€“ I COMPLETELY FORGOT HE USED TO DO THIS MOST AWKWARD CAMEOS๐Ÿ˜! โ€ฆANDโ€ฆ HIS BALLS ARE GONEโ€ฆ
    Where was I?
    Oh. right the movie was made to look like crap quality, so it doesn’t matter I watch it on DVD, probably event gets better that way.
  • Second: The music is really cool: Sounds like an amalgam of Dwayne Eddie on Guitar and John Carpenter’s Snake Plissken Soundtrack.
  • But in the end, this whole article serves the sole purpose to remind anybody who likes to listen that there once was this stupid, wonderful film called ยซPlanet Terrorยป.

    ยซPlanet Terrorยป โ€“ A forgettable movie that deserves to be remembered.

Nope โ€“ no proof-reading today, not even after having googled that it’s spelled ยซproofreadingยป. No, sir, not todayโ€ฆ


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*) My way of writing aficionado, told you this text wouldn’t be perfect.