The new Rafemobile

To all thieves: Don’t even think about it! It’s black, it’s mean, it’s mine!

To all hipsters: Now that even I have one of those awfully cool bicycles, you may want to consider a different mean of transport*.

To my theft insurance company: Let’s just say we’ll keep in touch.


*) I might be some years off with this statement. Nonetheless: Thieves, hands off! 

To Bidet or not to Bidet…

Found a bidet in my hotel room, but I don’t now how to use it. There’s no manual. 

I just remember that as a child, I used to drink from one of those, because it featured the most accessible faucet for me in the house back then (how delightful). I won’t do that today… Maybe next year…

Now off to The Tarantinos live in concert…