To Bidet or not to Bidet…

Found a bidet in my hotel room, but I don’t now how to use it. There’s no manual. 

I just remember that as a child, I used to drink from one of those, because it featured the most accessible faucet for me in the house back then (how delightful). I won’t do that today… Maybe next year…

Now off to The Tarantinos live in concert…

New Design for 2017

Finally a new, suitable wordpress theme for my blog: «Twenty Seventeen». 

Thanks a lot to wordpress and all the kind contributors who are helping the web to remain an awesome place! 

Note to self and to my two followers: The screenshot of the new design within the new design is more than confusing… sorry about that.

High Rise

Rating: 1

My very good friend and co-watcher (let’s call him «Valser-Boy») and I agreed even before the iTunes trailer ended: «High Rise» would be the chosen film of the evening. I think we both hoped it would be something in the likes of «Fight Club»*: Stylish, somewhat eery, visual stunning, hyperrealistic, violent and… good, maybe even outstanding.

Which it pretty much was,… until it wasn’t and became an awful, shallow but convuluted, and most important, boring comment on class war, with one hour runtime still to suffer through.

It felt as if its makers tried too hard to begin with, even succeeded, but then lost interest and just let it slide once they realized how thin their material was. (I guess – I haven’t read the book beforehand and I sure won’t do it now.)

If you should choose to watch «High Rise», do yourself a favour and quit in the middle, before you know what the whole thing really might be about. Because once you do, you’ll probably won’t care anymore and you’ll be just counting the minutes until this torture ends.

I guess «Valser-Boy» and I should’ve gone with the first movie we watched the (very uninspired) trailer of: «The Neon Demon».
I’ll keep you informed. Don’t call me, we’ll call you…


*) So you haven’t seen «Fight Club»? Oh, it’s nothing special, just one of the best f*cking movies ever made.